On the road again

(with photos)

Since I last left I’ve been to 4 cities…

Norman, Springfield, Houston, and Denver.

Norman/OKC:

• weather: hot

• town: ugly

• sooner: nation

• cut: made

• casino: won

• golf course: underrated

• nash: bad shopper

My time in Norman was ~fine~. I would never recommend anyone go live in OKC but hey, fat girls need love too.

With that being said, the Korn Ferry Tour treated us like kings — by far the best food setup for the caddies — basically all you can eat Chic-Fil-A and BEC bagels for the week, not bad.

Matthew made his first professional cut.

I left the casinos up $100, shoutout to me.

Got talked into buying a 3-pack of polo striped socks by a cute cashier… it’s officially a thing. Nash said it was a huge missed #opportunity not asking for her number… probably so.

Springfield/STL:

lincoln: underappreciated

scheels: monstrocity

margaritas: lemonade-like

ferris wheel: ridden

the arch: dope

cake shake: ehhhhhhh, overrated

cozad: good to see

debate: embarrassing

cardinals: rainout

Springfield was pretty uninspiring. Not even the people from Springfield had good things to say about Springfield.

We went to Lincoln’s home thinking it would be cool to look at… we spent 3 minutes and left. We thought it might be cool to see the Lincoln Presidential Library… we spent 10 minutes listening to some guy whose made it his life goal to look like Lincoln and left.

We spent too much time on both of those activities.

Riedel made his second cut. Golf course was easier than playing rookie on Madden, but hey, he still beat a lot of good players. And we saw our high school golf coach.

Houston:

KC: still cookin

weather: miserable

golf: choppy

food: goated

Haven’t been in Houston in the summer in about 3 years, wouldn’t recommend. Good to see parents, good to eat food with flavor, good to see a few people, but that’s about it.

Denver:

cherry hills: logo

weather: pleasant

mountains: distant

tpc colorado: surprising

estes park: medicinal

women: attractive

rockymountainnationalpark: not as good as Roosevelt national park

takeaway: why live elsewhere

Only been here for a few days but it’s pretty spectacular. There is something about the mountains.

Summer observations:

• a person that thinks a cybertruck is uncool is someone that I don’t respect

• a person that calls a golf course a “track” is a chopper

• a velvet shirt plays with everyone besides your friends because they’re unwilling to step out of their comfort zone

• people think that fasting is psychotic (it’s not)

• pushups are a good way to waste time

• coffee/wimbledon is pretty unbeatable

• a man that greets someone with “howdy” is a man that is lost

• friends are important

Will be back with more thoughts at some point, I haven’t done a good job documenting or fleshing out my thoughts